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Bubonik Confucius one smart man! - Bubonik

Confucius one smart man!

Confucius Say:
It’s ok to let a fool kiss you,
but don’t let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say:
A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius Say:
It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.

Confucius Say:
Man with a broken condom
is called a Daddy

Confucius Say:
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,
doesn’t know if he’s coming or going.

Confucius Say:
A drunken man’s words
are a sober man’s thoughts.

Confucius Say:
Marriage is like a bank account.
You put it in, you take it out,
and you lose interest.

Confucius Say:
Viagra is like Disneyland …
a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Confucius Say:
It is much better to want the mate you do not have
than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say:
A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don’t get it.


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