Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.

Please find a list of companies below catering for most situations:

Sex with your wife – Legal & General.
Sex on the telephone – Direct Line.
Sex with your Partner –
Standard Life.
Sex with someone Different – Go Compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions – More Than.
Sex On the back seat of a car – Sheila’s Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird – Privileged
Sex with a prostitute – Commercial Union
Sex with your maid – Employer’s Liability
Sex with an OAP – Saga !
Sex resulting in pregnancy – General Accident
and finally
Sex with a transvestite –

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