Golf Joke

Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, “How’s the singing career going?” Stevie replies, “Not too bad….

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All good clean OIRISH stuff

Son: “Dad, we’re learning about prisms at school. They’re fascinating. Dad: “That’s good son, because as a dyslexic black boy, you’re bound to end up…

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Why Parents Drink:

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the…

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Is there a problem, Officer?

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give…

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THE ULTIMATE ETHNIC JOKE !

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an  Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several  Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an…

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  The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. ‘Since you’ve been…

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A man goes to his doctor

A man goes to his doctor’s and says, “Doc, I’ve just been raped by an Elephant!”. The stunned doctor replies, “What makes you say that?”….

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Brave man jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a…

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A Yorkshire treat

A Yorkshireman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant last night… “Did you smell that food?” she asked… “Wonderful!” Being the ‘Kind Hearted…

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Story of the toad

So, there ‘s this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda pissed off because he doesn’t want to be yellow. Life would be easier…

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Transylvania Epic!

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe… as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a…

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Guts or Balls…

There is a medical distinction. We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an…

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