Idiot

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ……………….         ……………….. How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

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Freinds

FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated…calibration complete, now searching…..still searching….still searching……sorry, no friends found.

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Text Sex

Press down..More…Ok more…WOW yes ahh ohh yes….almost there….oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD…oh goddd!…That’s how I sex on text!

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Dumb

This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you’re too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping…

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