Text Sex

Press down..More…Ok more…WOW yes ahh ohh yes….almost there….oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD…oh goddd!…That’s how I sex on text!

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Hello

Hello! Im a little alien called Ted. I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone. And during this message I have been…

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I want to

I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!

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Pythagoras

Pythagoras’ theorem – 24 words. Lord’s Prayer – 66 words. Archimedes’ Principle – 67 words. 10 Commandments – 179 words. Gettysburg address – 286 words….

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Teflon

Teflon coated shit Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don’t feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have…

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