An OAP coffee morning

Love this but unfortunately it’s true!!!

A group of seniors were sitting around talking about  all their ailments at Costa Coffee.
“My arms  have got so weak I can hardly lift this cup of  coffee,” said  one.
“Yes, I  know,” said another. “My cataracts are so bad; I  can’t even see my  coffee.”
 “I  couldn’t even mark an “X” at election time because  my  hands are so crippled,” volunteered a  third.
“What?  Speak up! What? I can’t hear you, said one elderly  lady!”

“I can’t  turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,”said one, to which several  nodded weakly in  agreement.
“My blood  pressure pills make me so dizzy!” exclaimed  another.
“I forget  where I am, and where I’m going,” said  another.
“I guess  that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced  an old man as he slowly shook his  head.
The others  nodded in  agreement.

“Well,  count your Blessings,” said a woman cheerfully….
       “Thank God we can all still  drive